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Riker v. Cheese God

by Coward

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Cowboy Bird
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Cowboy Bird In the same way that Zappa wrote absurd lyrics to grab attention, these guys wrote a very amusing EP but behind the hilarity is some really solid instrumental work. Definitely worth your time so long as you aren't pretentious about your tastes in metal - don't judge this album by the cover. You know you'd write the same riffs from the heart if you needed havarti and gouda but your replicator was down. Favorite track: Cheese God.
PKMetal
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PKMetal OK, it may be difficult to ignore the embarrassing cover art that looks like my 8 year old created a Bandcamp account. But if you can, these guys have talent. I'll be waiting for what's next, hoping for just a touch more maturity behind the goofiness. Favorite track: Cheese God.
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1.
Cheese God 08:06
The replicator's down I needed Havarti and Gouda I made a maintenance call to Geordie Laforge Was gonna put it to Deanna Troi Some romance, wine, and cheese On your knees, zero G's It came alive A black mold infests their souls Will they survive These cheesy symbiotic synapses Worf's fucked up head grooves are caked with blackened Parmesan And it calls itself a God, and it's set its sights on me "Grease your slide, play your trombone A funeral dirge, is it your own? All your crew, I have their minds All shall hail We're the same you and I, but I'm not so angry Fuck your prime directive, taste the curds of CHEESE GOD" Failing grip on my mind But now all it's thoughts are mine We are Cheese God
2.
When chaos looms and emails are your fare Conspiracies appear from everywhere But the end is not yet nigh In terms of potential we're still pretty high They sold their God for sexual assault The malcontents rise up in ignorance Holy shit this is happening Transforming society Arms of destruction and fear Join a body of hate And its fools can relate Feet formed of greed and of wealth And a sword of revenge It's the end of the end Form the Electric Cuck Disaster awaits all our young A permanent taste on our tongues A refuge to sway all the dumb Who've mastered the ways of the cuck
3.
Fleeing from the gates of Cagnazzo Closing in are the walls Doom is but a certainty for us But my urge is too strong Twin mages ripe and supple They'll help me die in ecstasy Seeing it's my chance for euphoria I'll get them to appease me You must copulate just to save us Nothing else will be worthy There's only one way to succeed Get in her underpants baby Please forgive me brother The ends, they justify the means He's been like a father His seed is spilled upon his feet Free we are from the bonds of time and space

about

Our debut EP is finally here and man are we sorry.

Coward is:

Michael Kalembkiewicz: bass, vocals
Joe Russell: drums, samples, and backing vocals
Ryan Wicklund: guitar, vocals, samples, trumpet

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released October 13, 2021

Special thanks to Jeff Hostetler of Red Obsidian Media for his gracious work on the production and engineering of this track

Thanks to Roger Scholz for the logo design

Thanks to Cathleen Porter for the album cover design and Nicole Porter for digitizing and refining the album cover

And huge thanks to Christie Wicklund for putting up with all of the confounded barrel aged bullshit

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Coward Grand Rapids, Michigan

Look, we're trying. We're long time friends from Eastown in Grand Rapids. Eastown's finest. Ranked just below the Pizza Hut/Wing Street. We are virtuous and dedicated about our instruments and completely don't give a shit about our lyrics. Other than that, it's prog/black/folk metal with lots and lots of melody, so no we're not tr00 kvlt. ... more

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